From Hot Craziest Jokes n Quotes For Adults, facebook page.

A female teacher,was having a
problem with a boy in her class of
3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in
4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains & took
the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test the
boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on.. The Principal asked the boy many
ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4
of,that Ï've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really
wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking
charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get
wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U
fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn
what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me,u feel good? Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men
have,it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his &
a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has
no bone,but has muscles with a
lot of veins like pumpin & is
responsible 4 making love? Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief & told the teacher:- 'Send
the boy 2 University, I got the last
10 questions wrong myself