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As a family of 5 was having supper, the youngest son asked his father, "What is the difference between IMAGINATION & REALITY?"(father turns and asks mother, "Would you have sex with Mr. Kamau for 1million sh?" Mother:YES why not? (father turns and asks daughter)"Would you have sex with Rudisha for 1m? Daughter; why not? (father then asks elder son) Son would you have sex with Edward for 1m sh? Son; why not. Father: You see my son, we imagine we have 3millionares but reality is we are leaving with two prostitutes and 1 gay.