Ahahaaaaa... Whenever i find something good to me i always think about you..... ahahaaa this joke is from 'jobless corner talks page'

In an alcohol factory the
regular taster
died and the director
started looking
for a new one to hire. A
drunkard with
ragged, dirty look came to
apply for
the position. The director
of the factory
wondered how to send
him away.
They tested him. They gave
him a glass
with a drink. He tried it and
said,... "It's
red wine, a muscat, three
years old,
grown on a north slope,
matured in
steel containers...."..."That's
correct",
said the boss. Another
glass."It's red
wine, Cabernet, eight years
old, a
south western slope, oak
barrels.""Correct."The
director was
astonished. He winked at
his secretary
to suggest something. She
brought in a
glass of urine. The alcoholic
tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old,
three
months pregnant, made
inside the
work office. And if you
don't give me
the job, I'll also TELL who
the father is!"
"The boss collapsed....